Header up!

The new header is up! It's some random epic beast spitting out the blog's name! I was going to ink it, but it looked pretty awesome as is so I just went with it. Larger than I expected, though.

The Sickness

Well it looks like i'm getting sick, meaning I'm in no mood to be creative. Story month, therefore, will be extended.

Story Month: Day 6: I'm a Cheater

Note: it's pronounced "bra-kuss."

Story Month: Day 5: Tired

The question of the moment is not what it is. The lemur was impressed by the audacity of the public system works. There was nothing and  no one. Everything exploded. Everything unexploded. Chocolate consumed the land with fear but the gibbons were not phased. Suddenly it appeared. The ghost of the most awesome power came upon the earth and unleashed nothing. It was the most powerful nothing the world had ever known. Instead of nothing, everything happened. Because of the quotient of the base toxin, there was only one way. Launching the cows through space, though believed to be a tough idea, the neurotoxin was barely powerful enough to sustain them. Rather than running away, it cast a spell of healing that regulated the time flux warp. This certainly was good news, except that it was bad news. The news traveled quickly and soon made its way to Seriem 4. The requiem had begun. The end.

Story Month: Day 4: Must Write Something

Yesterday's story will continue at a later date. For now, here's this:

At the beginning of time, there was an ultimate challenge put forth by the Great Creators. But that challenge was not undaunted by the spirits of the Past Lords. These great and mighty men challenged the Creators to their own challenge. The winners would inherit the earth. The losers would be banished to legend. The challenge began as kittens rained from the sky. The Past Lords were quite accustomed to sky kittens and easily blended them into cerberus. The Great Creators were bewildered as the kittens bonked on their heads. Though they had created the challenge, it appeared they could not tame it.

Story Month: Day 3: Alone

"But if I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
"Probably. I like bridges."
Ted sighed, "You're hopeless Rick, you know that?"
"I like being hopeless. Nothing to live up to that way. And you're the boss. I have to do what you say."
"True," Rick replied, "Now take this. We've got a job to do." Ted handed Rick a shotgun.
"Let's do this."

Story Month: Day 2: A Complaint

"I have a complaint," said Old Man Magiggin, "Someone's buttered my scone!"
"There's nothing I can do," said Mr. Pottomus, "Take your complaint to the complaint office."
So he did.
"I have a complaint," said Old Man Magiggin, "Someone's buttered my scone!"
"Well sir," said the clerk, "You'll have to fill out 70 pages of paperwork if you want to file your complaint."
Magiggin grinned, "Fool, I am a professional paperworker!" He grabbed the stack of papers and with speed and dexterity filled them out in a flash. The finished stack sat on the clerk's desk as he stared in awe.

Story Month: Day 1: Grumpus Rex

Grumpus Rex was a grumpy dinosaur. He was grumpy because the future soldiers were always stealing his berries. One day, Grumpus decided to take matters into his own hands. He hired a hitman to take down the future soldiers with invisible coconut bombs. Unfortunately, the future soldiers greatly outnumbered the hitman and he was consumed by the future. He was magically transported through time and space to the year 1945. The future was a cold and scary place. Mostly because he had been transported to 1945 Siberia. Unable to escape and baffled by the newfangled technology such as wheels, he died a lonely death in the frigid wastelands.

Story Month

It's time for story month! For the next month, I will be posting one new original story every day. Here's the rules of story month:

• There will be one new story posted every day for a month with no exceptions.
• From day to day, stories may or may not be related to one another. 
• Stories can be about anything, meaning they could be extremely serious or extremely silly.
• Stories will be written completely at random with no advanced planning. Whatever I think at that moment is what I write. 

So that's about it. It'll start as soon as I finish writing the first story.

Welcome to the really real seriously the final one even though there's three now Official Fuzunga Blog

From Blogger, to Tumblr, to Wordpress and back. This is now the final home of the Official Fuzunga Blog and that's how it's going to stay. I just couldn't let Blogger go I guess. So here it is, the official blog of me. Here you will find all my official writings as well as random stuff I like. The tabs up top will lead you to some crucial and very interesting information about my history on the internet. In the sidebar, for now at least, you'll find links to my other blogs and random sites I like. You'll notice I've gone back to the drab dark colors. That's because I often browse the internet in the wee hours of the night and the dark colors are soothing on the eyes. I hope you'll find them soothing as well. Soothing like a sooth sayer. I'm working on the lame header.