The Man Behind the Legend

Clearly visible in this picture: Noodle's crotch.
Not visible in this picture: Falcon lunch!
Behind every great legend there is a man. Well, I guess that's not technically correct. There are probably great legends with women. Regardless, this legend has a man. I am that man. Fuzunga.

Fuzunga is the alias of Stephen De Carlo, the most awesome guy in the universe. And I din't make that up. It's an actual quote from some reliable and legitimate source. Anyway, Fuzunga is a writer of many styles including fiction and the journalizims. He's run the blog Installation 04 since (coincidently) '04, where he writes about his interests in video games, animation, and other nerdy stuff. In his spare time, he doesn't write fiction, although he goes to school for that. Fuzunga's dreams including being the very best like no one ever was, designing videogames, and creating animated programs. For some reason, he has lived his whole life in South Florida.

He is easily identifiable by his long-time avatar and mascot, the fire-breathing bear, which also doubles as great product placement for Toasted Head wine where the image originated. Toasted Head is the most awesome wine ever. I don't drink wine, but if I did I would totally drink Toasted Head because it's got a fire-breathing bear on the bottle! In conclusion, buy Toasted Head.

Here's what people are saying about me:
"That Fuzunga guy owes me five bucks." ~ some guy
"Fuzzy what now?" ~ Mr. Gurple from the retirement home
"He's funny." ~ everyone ever
"I like turtles." ~ someone's idiot child
"Of course I've heard of Fuzunga, he's my favorite Pokemon!" ~ Bob from accounting
Yessir, I sure am a popular guy!