Story Month: Day 4: Must Write Something

Yesterday's story will continue at a later date. For now, here's this:

At the beginning of time, there was an ultimate challenge put forth by the Great Creators. But that challenge was not undaunted by the spirits of the Past Lords. These great and mighty men challenged the Creators to their own challenge. The winners would inherit the earth. The losers would be banished to legend. The challenge began as kittens rained from the sky. The Past Lords were quite accustomed to sky kittens and easily blended them into cerberus. The Great Creators were bewildered as the kittens bonked on their heads. Though they had created the challenge, it appeared they could not tame it.

Story Month: Day 2: A Complaint

"I have a complaint," said Old Man Magiggin, "Someone's buttered my scone!"
"There's nothing I can do," said Mr. Pottomus, "Take your complaint to the complaint office."
So he did.
"I have a complaint," said Old Man Magiggin, "Someone's buttered my scone!"
"Well sir," said the clerk, "You'll have to fill out 70 pages of paperwork if you want to file your complaint."
Magiggin grinned, "Fool, I am a professional paperworker!" He grabbed the stack of papers and with speed and dexterity filled them out in a flash. The finished stack sat on the clerk's desk as he stared in awe.

Story Month: Day 1: Grumpus Rex

Grumpus Rex was a grumpy dinosaur. He was grumpy because the future soldiers were always stealing his berries. One day, Grumpus decided to take matters into his own hands. He hired a hitman to take down the future soldiers with invisible coconut bombs. Unfortunately, the future soldiers greatly outnumbered the hitman and he was consumed by the future. He was magically transported through time and space to the year 1945. The future was a cold and scary place. Mostly because he had been transported to 1945 Siberia. Unable to escape and baffled by the newfangled technology such as wheels, he died a lonely death in the frigid wastelands.