Story Month: Day 1: Grumpus Rex

Grumpus Rex was a grumpy dinosaur. He was grumpy because the future soldiers were always stealing his berries. One day, Grumpus decided to take matters into his own hands. He hired a hitman to take down the future soldiers with invisible coconut bombs. Unfortunately, the future soldiers greatly outnumbered the hitman and he was consumed by the future. He was magically transported through time and space to the year 1945. The future was a cold and scary place. Mostly because he had been transported to 1945 Siberia. Unable to escape and baffled by the newfangled technology such as wheels, he died a lonely death in the frigid wastelands.