Story Month: Day 2: A Complaint

"I have a complaint," said Old Man Magiggin, "Someone's buttered my scone!"
"There's nothing I can do," said Mr. Pottomus, "Take your complaint to the complaint office."
So he did.
"I have a complaint," said Old Man Magiggin, "Someone's buttered my scone!"
"Well sir," said the clerk, "You'll have to fill out 70 pages of paperwork if you want to file your complaint."
Magiggin grinned, "Fool, I am a professional paperworker!" He grabbed the stack of papers and with speed and dexterity filled them out in a flash. The finished stack sat on the clerk's desk as he stared in awe.